is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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