Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Everclear isn't food dammit
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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