in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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