Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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