dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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