I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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