All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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