You're my little dorito
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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