You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
They have beer where we have blood.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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