Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You were trust falling into bushes
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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