So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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