so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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