i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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