That's intense
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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