You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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