just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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