Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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