erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Randomize
