This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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