My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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