I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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