This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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