Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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