belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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