let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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