so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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