I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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