I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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