I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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