So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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