Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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