You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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