I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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