you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
It's just like the Real World with babies
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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