There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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