Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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