I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
