As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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