do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
last night I used snow as a chaser
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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