it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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