How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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