whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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