Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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