For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
you made out with another girl for some wings
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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