Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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