He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Randomize
