shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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