I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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