i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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