Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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