it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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