I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
