I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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