Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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