My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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