I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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