would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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