you turned your livingroom into a bong?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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