best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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