i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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